Month: August 2016

Lights things that are actually heavy

For a long time, I’ve had a theory that almost everything with light in the name is actually heavy. Here are some examples: Lighthouse – These are extremely heavy. Lightning – This is heavy in the sense of heavy metal. These are the only examples I’ve thought about over the years.

Ergonomics Hack

I think it’d be cool to start some sort of myth that it’s really good for your back to wear a lifejacket while you’re working at your desk. If it caught on, it’d be pretty hilarious. There’s a thing where sometimes people sit on those big yoga balls at their desk, and are convinced it’s

The Word Geek

I was thinking about how before computers got popular, the word geek usually meant a circus freak who bit the heads off of live chickens. My first thought on this was that maybe anytime anyone calls themselves a geek, it’d be fun to accuse them of appropriating circus sideshow culture, but I don’t know if that

My Easy Guacamole Recipe

It seems like everybody is into guacamole. It tastes great and is extremely good for you, but there’s one problem: It can take a while to make. Also it is messy to make. What I’m saying is that there are two problems, I guess. You also have to own lemon or lime juice and garlic

Second Post

I was thinking that a funny thing to do here would be to do my first post by quoting that “First thing first, I’m the realest” line, which is from rap artist Iggy Azalea. But instead I’m going to think pretty hard about what kind of stupid-ass crappy opinion I can come up with and post here,


Well, it’s August of 2016 and I feel like it’s time to get blogging. A lot of great things are happening in the world, we’re basically living in a golden age and nothing is bad. People are happy, and they are ready for my posts.