Iconic Canadian Male Singers

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That is one terrible blog title.

I was at the park a couple of weeks ago, and a lady had a shirt on that said:

AVRIL

SHANIA

ALANIS

JONI

CELINE

Actually, here’s a copy I found on the web.

To me, that’s a very smart t-shirt – very marketable.

I got thinking about what names would be on a similar shirt that was a list of 5 iconic male Canadian singers, and I came up with:

GORD (Downie)

BRYAN (Adams)

GORDON (Lightfoot)

LEONARD (Cohen)

But I got stuck on a fifth – should it be Corey (Hart)? Does it make any sense at all for it to be Burton (Cummings)? I haven’t really given it enough thought to really decide.

I did think that it’d be pretty cool if a B-list, non-icon singer made a run of these shirts themselves, and included their own name, in an attempt to raise themselves up to icon status. Something like:

GORD

BRYAN

GORDON

LEONARD

MIKE (Reno of Loverboy)

or another example could be:

GORD

BRYAN

GORDON

LEONARD

MYLES (Francis Goodwyn of April Wine)

Maybe it goes without saying, but in my imagination, both the latter shirts would include the full parentheses with the singer’s full name and band name.

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    • Haha yeah, it’s funny too because whenever anyone says that’s such a Canadian name, I always think like “naaah, there are more Canadian ones, like MURRAY” but then I made the list and thought the exact same thing.

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